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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7297 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1367 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
