DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3465	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	54	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5350	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	773747
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	401
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ores Mined:	7877
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com