DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Potions Brewed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	272
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4368	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Votes:	7683	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	130	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	6700
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	102
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net