DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1790	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	139388
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	1340	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	3714
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
New Chunks Explored:	840578	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	13

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2309
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net