DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

ChargedMinecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Mc.ChargedMinecraft.Com:25569

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

a1craft.com

Akardoo

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

mc.akardoo.com

XOKingdoms

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

play.xokingdoms.com

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ores Mined:	6359	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

papocraft.com

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

revenant.aushost.gg:26280

MilfsMakers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

188.165.220.130:25605

Pixel Masters

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	1159	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

pixelmasters.org

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

jouer.madincraft.fr

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

play.mystiannetwork.com

Starcraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Votes:	1824

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

198.20.126.195

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

game.sliw.co

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Votes:	3616

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

pixelmoncraft.com

Darkserver

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Creative Server

78.143.2.90

Sombrero Tekkit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

tekkit.sombrerocraft.com