DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Lazle Craft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	4693
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Votes:	723
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	261	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Potions Brewed:	183

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Magic Items Found:	7872	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchantments Applied:	246	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

woodyville.noip.me

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

66.85.178.90:26598

Fragnet

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

192.210.236.57:25765

ActionPVP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9172
Ores Mined:	1510	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Villages Defended:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Play.ActionPVP.com

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

mc.matecraft.org

ElectronicPvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	165	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	189

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

65.60.13.74

PowerdByCrystals

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8380
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	941
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

mc.powerdbycrystals.com

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	135	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

mc.chunktv.com