DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	928972
Mines Excavated:	3574	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	595	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6407	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Potions Brewed:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!