DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2766	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6039

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4162	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7372
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	5356	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crops Grown:	2115

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Potions Brewed:	130	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6388	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.