Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 9531 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY