DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	588276
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3790	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Items Found:	7174
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	2153	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBlastersMC

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Ores Mined:	5302
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

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Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.