DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	741	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	New Chunks Explored:	360213
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9789
Love Letters Sent:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	7812

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7513

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!