Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY