DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchantments Applied:	176
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Buildings Constructed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3890	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9569	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	1

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ores Mined:	8109
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com