DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Emeralds Found:	855
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1058	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Animals Bred:	66	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mines Excavated:	4238	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	20

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	195
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com