DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	282
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Potions Brewed:	142	Holy Grails Found:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	627	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2967
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3136

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Votes:	5875

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	9305	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Emeralds Found:	4115
Farms Harvested:	427	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	6488	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt