DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimension Hops:	1

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	1296
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5096	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	2855
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

mc.nightcraft.it

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

mc.infinitycmm.online

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	4534	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ores Mined:	9739

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	249

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Smolcraft.myserver.gs

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	2026
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	3662
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	218
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2396
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	2965
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun