DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	6302	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Votes:	8501	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	4056	Horror Stories Survived:	6

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	555
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	759	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	9156
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3732
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Star Shards Collected:	165
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Items Found:	5178	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org