DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6739	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	5050
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2615	Mines Excavated:	2734
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Votes:	882

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8460
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Items Found:	3299
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4769	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4634	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
New Chunks Explored:	547127	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	163
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	9508	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg