DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	621	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6474
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	841	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2702
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ores Mined:	4542
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	921080	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net