DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	1457
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	860788
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	4594	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	948703
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8808	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	3817	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5148	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

server.ardania.de