DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3802
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Farms Harvested:	279
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4569
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8935	Animals Bred:	130
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	7851
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	193120
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz