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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6463 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.