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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4789 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.