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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1066 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 558 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.