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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7989 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the holy grail of happiness, man. Like, once you join, all your depression just disappears into thin air, like poof!
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
