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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7030 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Votes: | 3967 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.