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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8689 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.