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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 393 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 8652 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.