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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6002 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.