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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3356 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 172 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.