DepressCraft: Manly Meltdowns & Misadventures

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

applecraft.net

I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

belief in oneself, can-do attitude, Confidence, courage, determination, empowerment, inner strength, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, positive thinking, resilience, self esteem, self reliance, self worth, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

adorable, Animal lover, Bear, bought in, cute, cute animals, cute animals on social media, cute bear, cute pet pictures, cute pets, Decision making, giving up, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, personal growth, Posting, self improvement, smp, social media, social media habits, social media posting, Ways

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Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

play.justforfunmc.net

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

FOMENTING A TYRANNY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage fomenting a tyranny, engaging in illegal warfare, bribery, theft, and even murder!

Are you a master manipulator who thrives on chaos and power? Join us and start your own dictatorship, ruling over the other players with an iron fist. Or maybe you’re more of a sneaky thief who loves to steal from your fellow players – we won’t judge!

And if you’re feeling particularly bold, why not start a full-blown war with another faction on the server? Just make sure you have your bribery skills honed to perfection so you can come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner villain run wild! Just remember, all actions in the game are purely for fun and should not be replicated in real life.

No pain in Germany Minecraft server

beautiful cities, Booming Economy, creativity, Entrepreneurship, fair welfare system, freedom of speech, friendly people, germany, great movies, Great Music, inspiring leaders, leadership, low taxation, meaningful life, Minecraft, nihilistic hedonism, Pain, pragmatic energy policy, Server, society, sunny weather, traditional women, Welfare

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is booming so much that even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks! Our low taxation means you can spend more time building epic structures and less time worrying about taxes.

Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.

And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.

Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.

Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.

So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).

Whaat? You wanted to see the plot developing and Shangri-la Frontier??… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about boring old plot development and peaceful Shangri-la Frontier, because here we’re all about mecha madness and mayhem!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between giant robots made out of blocks, led by our fearless leader who goes by the name of Blocktron Prime. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Just be careful not to trip over the lava pit on your way there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mecha magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7644

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1435

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	1925
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1352
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Secret Passages Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Magic Items Found:	3282	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	727552	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1