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CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1838	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Farms Harvested:	404	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4093
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2459
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	358545	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	7572
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	2540	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	376

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4927
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4032
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	2227	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	210	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2