Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crops Grown: 9777
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Emeralds Found: 9986
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Magic Items Found: 6512
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8562 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Dimension Hops: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

    BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat
    Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

    Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

    Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4657 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

    Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

    In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Ride or Die Craft

    Ride or Die Craft
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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