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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 83 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”
Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.
Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.
So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!
