Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Zombie Dances: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Animals Bred: 90 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 New Chunks Explored: 695478
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Crops Grown: 9197 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mines Excavated: 1077

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 433835
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 493 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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