Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1583
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Villages Defended: 14 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 154

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Alien Abductions: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 34635 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4987

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Zombie Dances: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Crops Grown: 7188
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 393
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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