Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4946
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	5950	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	4449
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

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VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

IP Address	play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024

Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

Key Features:

⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server?	The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
What are some key features of VanillaFrogs?	Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Class Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	5131	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

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🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

CEREAL, comfort zone, Communication, dietary restrictions, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, fast food, Fiance, food preferences, GrowUpGF, limited diet, MACARONI, manchild, Maturity, picky eater, picky eating, picky habits, PickyEaterProbs, pizza, relationships, rude behavior, trying new foods

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crops Grown:	6285
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Modern Chaos: Where rules are just suggestions. Join us on 1.21.1 Java Edition!

1.21.1, Anarchy, Bans, border, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Discord, Donations, Edition, Exploration, HACKING, Hardware, java, Join, Lag-free, MODERN, mute, new york, PvP, restrictions, rules, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Wasteland, world

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage PVP; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	9538	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DEI Good Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, bad, critical, critique, DEI, Diversity, equity, Evaluation, Examination, Good, inclusion, judgment, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Observation, Positive, review, scrutiny, Server, study

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers forming a boy band. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But beware, because our server is also a hot mess of craziness. You might find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or accidentally adopting a zombie as a pet.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of Minecraft are merely suggestions and the only rule is to have fun? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5670
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mines Excavated:	4012	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Middle Minecraft SMP Player

CONFIDENT, middle, Minecraft, mirror selfie, player, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self portrait, self portrait artist, self portrait drawing, self portrait illustration, self portrait painting, self portrait photography, self portrait sketch, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, selfie, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1412	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2450

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18