come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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