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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
