DeepCraft: Where Johnny Depp’s large cock meets Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	131103	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.

So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.

Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4963	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	236	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4911	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Votes:	4220	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ores Mined:	1945	Magic Items Found:	3096
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3653	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1762
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchantments Applied:	172
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

mc.pandacraft.cc