DeepCraft: Where Johnny Depp’s large cock meets Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2543

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.

So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.

Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	4827
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Votes:	5717

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	3508	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crops Grown:	9639	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	141
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	351	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

mc.craftersparty.com:25898

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	117	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

192.254.79.229

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	8107	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

mc.limitedgaming.net

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6618
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

play.podzol.net

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

org.neme.gg

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Votes:	8890
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

198.23.148.76:25665

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	780642
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

fuzionpvp.net

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

mc.smoke2k.com

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

80.241.215.19

AmicorumCraft

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	409640	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9862	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

We are a survival server. Family-friendly, mature, and only interested in building and having fun. Griefing, stealing, killing animals, etc, won’t be tolerated. We have anti-griefing plugins in place as well as logging to help prevent crass behavior/language and to repair/replace anything that’s been messed with. Come check us out and have fun!

Our server rules are very simple. – No Griefing – Property or Players – No Stealing – If it’s not yours, don’t touch – Use Common Sense – Don’t beg Admin/Mods/Players for stuff – Don’t ask to be op’d

Our server has been pre-paid so there is no worry of it shutting down. Visit us at www.AmicorumCraft.enjin.com for more information.

AmicorumCraft.net