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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9250 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 602487 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!