Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Farms Harvested: 495 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Animals Bred: 12
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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