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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4722 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?