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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3019 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?