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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2592 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?