π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9830 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?