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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2635 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?