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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6852 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 1118 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3685 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?