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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7788 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 694381 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?